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Joseph Beaumont M.D. (1794–1855) was an English physician, known as a Wesleyan Methodist minister.
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A door gunner is a crewman tasked with firing and maintaining manually directed armament aboard a military helicopter. The actual role will vary depending on the task given on a particular mission. For certain aircraft a door gunner would use a fully automatic Gatling gun placement. On many larger aircraft such as military planes a turret is used along with heavy cannons.
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Pertti Justus Ripatti was a Finnish diplomat and lawyer.
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