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{"type":"general","setup":"Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?","punchline":"Because there’s a Shortstop in between!","id":358}
{"type":"standard","title":"Good Girl (Alexis Jordan song)","displaytitle":"Good Girl (Alexis Jordan song)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1995559","titles":{"canonical":"Good_Girl_(Alexis_Jordan_song)","normalized":"Good Girl (Alexis Jordan song)","display":"Good Girl (Alexis Jordan song)"},"pageid":30490926,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/Good_Girl_Alexis.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/Good_Girl_Alexis.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280538378","tid":"bc81fbe8-0154-11f0-8853-5e81b4979721","timestamp":"2025-03-15T04:19:50Z","description":"2011 single by Alexis Jordan","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Girl_(Alexis_Jordan_song)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Girl_(Alexis_Jordan_song)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Girl_(Alexis_Jordan_song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Good_Girl_(Alexis_Jordan_song)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Girl_(Alexis_Jordan_song)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Good_Girl_(Alexis_Jordan_song)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Girl_(Alexis_Jordan_song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Good_Girl_(Alexis_Jordan_song)"}},"extract":"\"Good Girl\" is a song by American recording artist Alexis Jordan, taken from her self-titled debut album. It was released as the album's second single on February 18, 2011. The dance-pop song was written by Autumn Rowe, Stargate, Sandy Vee and Espionage, and it was produced by Stargate and Sandy Vee. Jordan has said the song is a \"girl’s anthem\" about how \"you can better yourself, even if your past isn’t as good as your present.\" \"Good Girl\" debuted at number six in the United Kingdom, and charted at number fifteen in Ireland. In the United States, the song peaked at the top of the Hot Dance Club Songs chart.","extract_html":"
\"Good Girl\" is a song by American recording artist Alexis Jordan, taken from her self-titled debut album. It was released as the album's second single on February 18, 2011. The dance-pop song was written by Autumn Rowe, Stargate, Sandy Vee and Espionage, and it was produced by Stargate and Sandy Vee. Jordan has said the song is a \"girl’s anthem\" about how \"you can better yourself, even if your past isn’t as good as your present.\" \"Good Girl\" debuted at number six in the United Kingdom, and charted at number fifteen in Ireland. In the United States, the song peaked at the top of the Hot Dance Club Songs chart.
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