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Criminology is a quarterly peer-reviewed academic journal published by Wiley-Blackwell on behalf of the American Society of Criminology. The editors-in-chief are Volkan Topalli and Thomas Loughran. The journal covers research in criminology, penology, cybercrime, deviance and criminal justice.
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