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\"Pump Up the Jam\" is the opening track on Belgian act Technotronic's first album, Pump Up the Jam: The Album (1989). It was released as a single on 18 August 1989 by Swanyard and SBK Records and was a worldwide hit, reaching number two in the United Kingdom in late 1989 and on the US Billboard Hot 100 in early 1990. It also peaked at number one in Belgium, Finland, Iceland, Portugal and Spain. \"Pump Up the Jam\" has been described as a fusion of Rap and new beat elements, as an early example of the techno genre, and it has been considered the first eurodance song to become a hit in the US.
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