{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}